J.D. Quote #204
Quote from J.D. in My Sacrificial Clam
J.D.: [v.o.] I won't let those doctors scare me. John Dorian always get right back on the horse.
Carla: I'm so sorry you're alone, Mr. Winston, but meningococcus is highly contagious.
Mr. Winston: I don't have anyone to talk to.
J.D.: Good news, friend. The doctor is in. [laughs]
Mr. Winston: I asked for a newspaper, and they gave me Judy Blume books from Paediatrics.
J.D.: I don't know anything about those. [Carla leaves] You have to read Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing. Completely turned high school around for me.
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‘My Sacrificial Clam’ Quotes
Quote from Todd
Todd: Push it out. Two more. Come on, kid. Bitchin' reps.
Dr. Cox: A dumb-ass says what?
Todd: What?
Dr. Cox: I said, "A dumb-ass says what?"
Todd: What?
Quote from Nurse Roberts
J.D.: [v.o.] And I was having problems with my lady too.
Nurse Roberts: Can we get a move on, Q-Tip? I got tickets to Bring in 'Da Noise, Bring in 'Da Funk and I don't want to miss the noise.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] You know, when you start med school, they warn you that you're gonna have to make sacrifices. But I guess that means different things to different people. Like giving up something you really want now for something you've wanted your whole life. Or spending less time on yourself so you can spend more time with someone you love. At some point, you might even have to give up your own sense of safety and well being. But after a while, it doesn't feel like you're giving up anything at all.
Mr. Winston: Hey, doc.
J.D.: You know what? Let's talk Superfudge.