Elliot Quote #103

Quote from Elliot in My Sacrificial Clam

Elliot: Oh, Dr. Douglas, I got the results back from your fasting lipids and it looks like your LLD's very elevated, so you may want to start a...
Dr. Douglas: HMG-CoA reductase inhibitor?
J.D.: You knew the answer to that.
Elliot: Shut up.
J.D.: What's your problem?
Elliot: This stuff doesn't come as easy for me as it does for you, okay? I study every night, and you know want to know what else I have to do to remember all this crap? I tape record myself saying it, and then I listen to myself over and over. Do you have any idea how annoying it is to hear myself go on and on and on and on?
J.D.: No.

Rate

 ‘My Sacrificial Clam’ Quotes

Quote from Todd

Todd: Push it out. Two more. Come on, kid. Bitchin' reps.
Dr. Cox: A dumb-ass says what?
Todd: What?
Dr. Cox: I said, "A dumb-ass says what?"
Todd: What?

Quote from Nurse Roberts

J.D.: [v.o.] And I was having problems with my lady too.
Nurse Roberts: Can we get a move on, Q-Tip? I got tickets to Bring in 'Da Noise, Bring in 'Da Funk and I don't want to miss the noise.

Quote from J.D.

J.D.: [v.o.] You know, when you start med school, they warn you that you're gonna have to make sacrifices. But I guess that means different things to different people. Like giving up something you really want now for something you've wanted your whole life. Or spending less time on yourself so you can spend more time with someone you love. At some point, you might even have to give up your own sense of safety and well being. But after a while, it doesn't feel like you're giving up anything at all.
Mr. Winston: Hey, doc.
J.D.: You know what? Let's talk Superfudge.