Turk Quote #88
Quote from Turk in My Way or the Highway
J.D.: That was my patient, Turk. I brought you in as my friend. You're so damn competitive, you just go ahead and take him from me? That sucks.
Turk: Tough.
J.D.: Excuse me?
Turk: You're damn right I'm competitive. You see, that's what makes me a good doctor. I want to win at everything, every day, and you should too.
J.D.: Oh, you know, tat sounds like a great friendship.
Turk: If you don't want to play "Steak" again, fine. This has nothing to do with friendship and you know it. So stop blaming me, because the truth is you're angry at yourself because you couldn't get the guy to believe in you.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Way or the Highway’ Quotes
Quote from Doug
Dr. Kelso: Who gets to tell us the symptoms of Ménière's disease? Dr. Murphy?
Doug: Can you use it in a sentence?
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Sorry to interrupt you there, but I gotta ask you a quick question. Now, when you were born, nay, spawned by the Dark Prince himself, did that rat bastard forget to give you a hug before he sent you along your way? Because you can't just let two good nurses go on account of feeling small and insignificant. And besides, with your money, you ought to be able to keep a man tucked away in the closet and bring him out when you want to knock him around, huh? As you were.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] Here's the problem with a surgical consult. I think Mr. Hoffner should be treated medically, but any surgeon is going to want to slice and dice him. You see, surgical and medical interns are like two rival gangs. Not real gangs. More like those cheesy gangs you see in Broadway musicals.
[fantasy: J.D., Elliot and the medical doctors, Turk and the surgeons dance towards each other in the corridor]
All: Surgical, medical, surgical, yeah!
J.D.: [v.o.] Still, I knew there was one surgical intern I could count on.
J.D.: [singing] If you have some moles I will inspect them
Turk: [singing] I'll remove tumours from your brain to your rectum
Both: [singing] Between the two of us there is no wall We're a surgeon and a doc Above it all A surgeon and a doc Above it All