‘Our True Lies’
Season 9, Episode 10 - Aired January 19, 2010
A furious Dr. Cox keeps Lucy, Cole, Drew, Maya and Trang back during a test after he finds a cheat sheet. Denise freaks out when Drew tells her he loves her. Meanwhile, Turk can't understand why a patient would prefer risky surgery to drugs.
Quote from Lucy
Drew: I'm sick of this crap! Now we all know I didn't cheat, so it's gotta be one of you! Maya? Trang? Lucy?
Lucy: It wasn't me!
Lucy: [v.o.] But the hardest thing is when people put their trust in you and you're the one who's been lying all along. [chews hair]
Quote from Lucy
Cole: How'd that hair taste?
Lucy: Like regret and coconut, because of my new conditioner, but mostly like regret. [sighs] I never should've cheated. What am I gonna do?
Quote from Denise
Dr. Cox: Aw, what the hell? Both of you get your asses back in that room!
Denise: No.
Dr. Cox: I'm gonna go ahead and give you a pass because you have murder eyes, but you [whistles] go! Bye-bye.
Quote from Turk
[superhero fanfare plays]
Turk: If only there was a way to learn more about her. To the internet!
[title: Sacred Heart logo]
Dr. Cox: I'm not like your girlfriend Dorian. I don't roll like that.
Turk: All right. I'm just trying to make it through the day.
Dr. Cox: As you please.
Quote from Drew
Drew: [leaving a message] Denise, it's Drew. Look, if you're not into me anymore, that's fine, because there are a lot of women who get hot for married guys. Ha ha ha. Too soon, probably. Look, um, I'm a jerk and I'm a mess, and Please call me back.
Quote from Cole
Lucy: I can't take this anymore. I have to turn myself in.
Cole: Oh, babe, babe. You don't have to do that.
Lucy: I do. It's not right. Hey, guys. I'm really sorry I didn't say this hours ago, but the truth is-
Cole: That I cheated. All right, I told Lucy earlier, and she's been protecting me. Boom. Twist.
Drew: Wow, the cheating cheater who everybody thought cheated Is the one who cheated. You're right, sweet twist.
Quote from Turk
Turk: Is this why you don't want to take steroids? 'cause you're worried about how much weight you're gonna gain?
Nicole: That was eight years ago. Beth has never known me like this, and I don't want her to.
Dr. Cox: We're talking about your health here. Beth is going to understand. Before you make any decisions, do yourself a favor and talk it over with your partner.
Turk: Partner. [snaps fingers] Thank you! "Partner." That's the word I was looking for. Partner! You guys are lesbian partners together. I'm-a just, uh, back out, but think about it.
Quote from Lucy
Lucy: Cole, what are you doing?
Cole: Baby, I'm untouchable at this school. I'll take the fall for you. And because this is so noble, I'm gonna walk out in dramatic slo-mo. [fanfare plays]
Lucy: [v.o.] You can't let him do this. Just tell them. I am the one who cheated! No, out loud. Tell them out loud.
Lucy: It was me. I was the one who cheated.
Drew: Are you sure? Because we're all signed off on Cole taking the blame.
Lucy: Yes, I did it. I hate myself for it. I'm so sorry. It's just that I am drowning here. Ever since I got to med school, everything's been a struggle. I wanted a win, something I could tell my mom about without being full of crap. I'm really sorry, truly, for putting you all through this, and I'll go tell Dr. Cox I cheated.
Quote from Denise
Drew: Hey.
Denise: Don't talk. I have something to say, and after I say it, I don't want you to say anything back, and I don't want you to look at me, and I don't want it acknowledged at all. I love you. Now, don't talk to me for a couple days.
Quote from Drew
Drew: There's only one way to prove your innocence. It's a human lie detector test. I take your pulse and I ask you some basic questions.
Cole: You can't tell if I'm lying. I play online poker.
Drew: You ever kissed a dude?
Cole: No.
Drew: Lie.
Cole: It was a lacrosse initiation. I didn't even want to do it.
Drew: My god, your pulse is racing.