‘My Waste of Time’
Season 7, Episode 10 - Aired May 1, 2008
Elliot and J.D. spend time together as she tries to find an old patient who may have had an adverse effect from a drug. As Dr. Cox settles into his new role as Chief of Medicine, baby Jennifer has minor surgery. When the Janitor helps Ted become more assertive, it leads to a splintering of the Brain Trust. Meanwhile, Carla and Turk discuss having a second baby.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: You're having another baby?
Turk: I don't know yet.
Janitor: I'll tell you what I don't know, what I'm going to do about New Ted.
Jordan: Who's he talking to?
J.D.: Another baby would be so cool, dude.
Janitor: Old Ted was cool.
Jordan: Which one is Ted? Did he have a baby with the janitor?
J.D.: Only in their sitcom.
J.D.: [v.o.] [sings] Legal Custodians, get it?
Quote from Janitor
Dr. Cox: You people are driving me crazy.
J.D.: You know who's driving me crazy? Elliot. She's obsessed with getting money for one of her patients who took Plomox.
Janitor: I should have more patience with new Ted.
Jordan: He means the other kind of patience, right?
Announcer: [over P.A.] I'm not sure. I'm lost.
Janitor: I'm lost, too.
Turk: Me, too.
Quote from Elliot
J.D.: It was never about him, was it? It was about you. Your patient Adam Candy. You thought you killed him.
Elliot: Forgive me for being one of those weird doctors who's concerned they might have killed a human being.
J.D.: Well, I checked with county records, and, uh, your patient did die. He was hit by a truck.
Elliot: Yes. So, it wasn't the Plomox? He didn't have a heart attack?
J.D.: He may have, you know, in the split second before the truck hit him. It's hard to know for sure. Why didn't you tell me the truth, Elliot?
Elliot: What, because we're such great friends? J.D., after hanging out with me for ten minutes at that fast food place, you were wishing that Turk was there.
J.D.: And that hurt your feelings?
Elliot: I was psyched to hang out with you. So psyched that I even caused some Middle Eastern man to get kidnapped and driven away, which is probably the exact kind of thing he came to this country to avoid.
Quote from Turk
Turk: Still not sure about this baby thing. I just think we've been so connected lately, and I really don't want to lose that.
Carla: How can I convince you that we won't?
Turk: Agree to have sex with me every day for two months.
Carla: One month.
Turk: Okay. But that means if I tap you on your shoulder and you're in the middle of something, you got to drop it like it's hot and give it to Daddy.
Carla: Deal.
Turk: Deal.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Hey, guys, the barista said Sam looked like us.
Elliot: It's so weird how people think that we're the parents.
J.D.: Well, I understand why they think he looks like me, 'cause we both have blue eyes and have the little button nose, but you, it's probably the finger toes, 'cause you both have crazy long toes.