‘My Tuscaloosa Heart’
Season 1, Episode 18 - Aired March 12, 2002
J.D. has to treat a bad tempered patient. As Dr. Cox gets more involved with Kristen, he can't stop thinking about women from his past. Meanwhile, Elliot is convinced that Dr. Kelso used to write and perform romantic songs.
Quote from Jordan
Dr. Cox: Oh, joy.
Jordan: See, I told you when he saw us together he'd fold his arms and do the teeth thing.
Kristen: You know, he did the same the first time I saw him naked.
Jordan: No way, same here.
Dr. Cox: Okay, this is beyond horrible.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] The worst thing about being a doctor is you fall short a lot. The best part is that, if you wait for a few seconds, you can redeem yourself.
Other J.D.: Hey, Number Two!
J.D.: Hey, Number One. How ya doing, man?
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: [playing guitar and singing] Woke up this morning Without you Oh, it ain't just The skies that's blue And there's nothin' I can do but close my eyes And dream about you
Receptionist: [on intercom phone] Dr. Kelso, your wife is on line one.
Dr. Kelso: [answers phone] Hey, Bunny. No, I forgot. Yeah. No, yeah. I'll do it as soon as I get home. [line disconnects] Well, I guess hanging up on me is the right thing to do.