Todd: So, I found you a Justice of the Peace. Say hello to Van.
Janitor: Van?
Van: Van. Stretch it out. Van.
Janitor: Van. I drive one of you. You were right not to laugh. That was stupid.
Van: Thanks.
Janitor: Where'd you find this idiot?
Todd: This man got me through med school. He's the dude we used to practice all the rectal exams on.
Van: We did a couple of them right here in this very bar. Right there. With you.
Janitor: I find that both fascinating and disgusting.