‘My Office’
Season 4, Episode 2 - Aired September 7, 2004
Elliot decides to throw her hat in the ring for the position of Chief Resident, competing with J.D. After a patient of theirs doesn't need surgery, Turk steals Dr. Cox's chance to finally give good news. Carla is upset that her friends are turning to Dr. Molly Clock (Heather Graham) for advice. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso wants Dr. Cox to deal with a young man with a light bulb stuck up his butt.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: He's coming. He's coming! Get your ass out here!
[The Janitor leaves Dr. Kelso's office as Turk and Dr. Cox stand guard]
J.D.: [v.o.] Or by uniting against a moment-stealing common enemy who took credit for your ingenious method of de-bulbing a patient's keister!
[The Janitor, Turk and Dr. Cox listen outside Dr. Kelso's door as he turns his desk lamp on:]
Dr. Kelso: [sniffs] Good Lord!
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: I miss this... This, like, hanging out, you know?
Elliot: Me too.
J.D.: We should go get coffee.
Elliot: We're having coffee.
J.D.: No, no, I mean like, like outside coffee. Real world coffee. The point is, we should hang out outside the hospital sometime.
Elliot: J.D., I still need time. I know that's gonna be hard for you because you like to fix everything right way, but you just do the best you can, okay?
J.D.: Is it fixed now?
Elliot: Nope.
J.D.: [v.o.] Shoot!