‘My New God’
Season 5, Episode 5 - Aired January 17, 2006
Dr. Cox's born-again Christian sister, Paige (guest star Cheryl Hines), comes to town for Jack's baptism. When Turk tires of the clinical, procreational sex Carla is demanding, he spices things up by deliberately making her angry. Meanwhile, the Janitor asks J.D. to help him move.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: By the way, if you want, Jack's birthday is in the spring sometime.
Paige: March 21st. Bye, Perry.
Dr. Cox: Bye, Paige. You know, Paige is a silly name.
Paige: Perry's worse.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Cox: [whistles] Everyone, this is my sister, Paige. Paige, I'd like you to meet random people I don't care about.
Dr. Kelso: Ah, here for the baptism. I remember my son Harrison's big day. All of us laughing at him in his frilly little baptism dress. Well, we're not laughing anymore. Harrison's a poofter. Bob Kelso.