‘My House’
Season 6, Episode 4 - Aired January 4, 2007
The hospital starts to feel like a TV show when Dr. Cox sets about solving a trio of puzzling mysteries. Dr. Cox and Turk try to get to the root of the problem when they find a man with orange skin. J.D. has a young patient with inexplicable heart failure. Elliot is mad at J.D. and Turk after starting her private practice job, while Dr. Kelso gives her the silent treatment.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Hello Stacy, Rebecca, Larry... [passes by Elliot] Jenifer, Lyle, portly island boy.
Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: Ah, here's Dr. Cox. He's one of my colleagues, he's gonna help me with your diagnosis, we kind of are team mates. So, Sarah here has the beginnings of what looks like...
Dr. Cox: I can read a chart, Newbie, now leave, before I put rhinestone collar around your neck, have you fixed and make you my lap doctor.
J.D.: Again, team mates.
Dr. Cox: Go. It says on your chart that you are... You're single.
Sarah: That's right.
[Dr. Cox notices a wedding ring]
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: There's my girl.
Kim: J.D., why you didn't just tell me you didn't want me to go?
J.D.: What am I supposed to say Kim? "Don't go, 'cause I'll miss you."? Kim, we both know you were always going to take that job and I was always gonna want you not to.
Kim: Look, it's only 4 month. It's really good for my career.
J.D.: [v.o.] And then I said something I wish I hadn't.
J.D.: Why don't you just do what's best for you.
Kim: You know what? I'll get myself to the airport.
Quote from J.D.
Dr. Headrick: Could you do me a favor? Next time, just remember to take care of your patient emotionally. If someone's in a good place they heal quicker. If they're in a negative place, well, that can destroy the body, the mind, destroy everything. Even a relationship.
J.D.: Will you excuse me for a second.
Dr. Headrick: Oh, God yes.
Quote from J.D.
Announcer: This is the final boarding call for Action Air flight 65, non-stop service to Tacoma, Washington.
J.D.: Kim! Wait!
Kim: J.D.
J.D.: I couldn't let you leave without you know that I completely support your decision.
Kim: Oh, J.D. [they kiss passionately]
J.D.: Now, let's get that shirt off. There they are.
[reality, J.D. talking to Kim as she packs her suitcase:]
Kim: So then everyone watches us do it and claps after.
J.D.: The end.
Kim: Sweet story.
Quote from Kim
J.D.: I'm sorry I was such an idiot, I just I'm really gonna miss you.
Kim: Look, we gonna talk every night, we gonna get you a hands-free headset for phone sex. We gonna get through it. Oh god, I'm gonna be so big when I get back, you not gonna want to touch me.
J.D.: Ridiculous, I've been with a lot of big girls.