‘My Full Moon’
Season 8, Episode 13 - Aired April 1, 2009
As Turk and Elliot work a late shift at the hospital on the night of a full moon, they warn the interns that there will be plenty of trouble. Derek's ego gets a check, Katie learns you can't trust patients, Howie learns that some patients don't trust their doctor, and Sunny has to get a middle-aged woman to let rip. Meanwhile, Elliot tries to look past her first thought of anorexia when Robyn returns weighing less than before.
Quote from Turk
Elliot: I mean, we're acting all nostalgic, but we're barely in our thirties. We could still do anything we want with our lives.
Turk: You don't think we'll both be doctors forever?
Howie: Dr. Reid, your patient Robyn is up.
Elliot: Great. Here goes.
Howie: Also, I got Mr. Swick to admit he actually ate fertilizer.
Turk: How did you do that?
Howie: I may have given him a little slap.
Turk: You'll do fine here.
Quote from Elliot
Robyn: I'm HIV-positive?
Elliot: You were right. It's not anorexia.
Robyn: Wow, that's a huge victory for me.
Elliot: Look, I know it's scary to even be talking about the "hivvie".
Robyn: The what?
Elliot: I'm sorry, forget it. I'm just really nervous. The point is, HIV is very treatable now. This does not have to ruin your life.
Robyn: So I should just stay positive?
Elliot: Definitely.
Robyn: Because even though I really want to get married and have kids, this will probably make it easier to find someone.
Elliot: No.
Robyn: Don't try to make this okay. This is not okay. This is the worse thing that's ever gonna happen to me in my entire life. And you're here to see it so you need to find a way to handle it better. 'cause I get to handle it however I want.
Elliot: Okay. Do you want me to shut up? [Robyn nods] Do you want me to leave?
Robyn: No. [cries]
Quote from Denise
Howie: Here. Sorry about the guy spitting in your face.
Katie: Thanks, Howie.
Howie: You smell horrible.
Sunny: I showered three times and I can't get Mrs. Powell's stink off me. It's in my hair.
Katie: Where have you two been?
Derek: Nowhere.
Denise: We weren't anywhere. What smells?
Sunny: I'm going to go take a bath in tomato juice.