‘My Friend with Money’
Season 6, Episode 5 - Aired January 11, 2007
Now that Elliot is earning more money and gets to clock off at five, she starts to feel some resentment from Dr. Cox and J.D. Turk tries to get Carla help with her post-partum depression, but she doesn't want to see a doctor. Meanwhile, the Janitor and Dr. Cox fight over a luxury hospital suite that became vacant.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Keekers? Nuts. [turns TV on]
Elliot: Hi, J.D. [J.D. screams] Relax, I'm at the hospital. This is just a webcam.
J.D.: What's the matter? Your aryan boyfriend had to go to a rally, so now you have to watch me?
Quote from Carla
Carla: Jordan, I can handle it.
Jordan: Really? What you got there in your hand?
Carla: A job application for The Gap. [weeps]
Jordan: Oh, that's a good career move.
Quote from Kim
[Elliot walks in as J.D. "motorboats" Kim's breasts on the big screen TV:]
Elliot: Hey, hey, hey, hey! That is so not why I bought you that.
Kim: [over webcam] Elliot, relax. We heard you coming.
Elliot: Whatever. Kim, your boobies look great up there. [exits]
J.D.: I didn't hear her coming.
Kim: Me neither. All right, now get back in there, stud.
J.D.: In a sec. I really miss you.
Kim: Oh. Yeah, I miss you too.