‘My Friend the Doctor’
Season 3, Episode 8 - Aired December 4, 2003
Dr. Cox refuses to accept he's growing older when he injures his back showing off in front of Turk. J.D. discovers the Janitor uses a number of personalities around the hospital, and may even have appeared in The Fugitive. Meanwhile, Elliot realizes that she hasn't had a sink-or-swim moment where she truly felt like a doctor.
Quote from Carla
Dr. Cox: Yeah, well I'm older. Now would you please get me down to my damn car?
Carla: Sure, let's get your big Irish ass to your car so nobody knows that you hurt your back. Let's not worry about my back.
Quote from Elliot
J.D.: [v.o.] But sometimes it's the tough moments that help you realize who you've finally become.
Woman: You work in there?
Elliot: Mm-hmm.
Woman: What do you do?
Elliot: I'm a doctor. You shouldn't smoke.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Look, J.D., that was my patient; I was one step behind you, and you knew it. You stole my moment.
J.D.: This isn't about moments, it's about saving lives. Elliot, when I put my pants on-
Elliot: Yeah, I don't want to hear anything more about your pants!
Quote from Todd
J.D.: What is wrong with you? Is this because I called you "Smelliot"? Because I can't believe you haven't heard that before.
Elliot: J.D., I don't care if you call me that.
J.D.: Hey, everybody! She's cool with "Smelliot"!
Todd: Oh, so he can call you "Smelliot" but I'm not allowed to call you "Vagina Face"?
Elliot: Not the same, Todd!