
‘My Finale: Part 2’
Season 8, Episode 19 - Aired May 6, 2009
As J.D.'s final day at Sacred Heart continues, he continues to hope for a heartfelt goodbye from his mentor Dr. Cox. Meanwhile, the Janitor's eight-year-long torment of J.D. comes to a wrap.
Quote from Ted
Ted: Did you know it's Dr. Dorian's last day? You should give him a hug and share your feelings about him.
Dr. Cox: Do you think you're funny?
Ted: Funny-Iooking! Pow!
Quote from Jordan
Jordan: Hey, you. I'm trying to develop a sentimental side, you know, for my stupid kids, and you and I did it once, so... [hugs J.D.] Take care.
J.D.: Thanks, Jordan.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] So maybe that's who Perry Ulysses Cox is. A gruff, insensitive teacher. And after everything we went through, if I'm still just another student to him, it doesn't mean I should be any less grateful.
J.D.: Thank you for everything, Dr. Cox.
Dr. Cox: Keep moving.
J.D.: [v.o.] I expected that.
Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: Mmm. Great job, Sunny. You said your line perfectly.
Sunny: Ah, thanks. I worked on it.
J.D.: I knew it would set you off. Good night, best friend. He thinks I'm an- Ow! Exceptional person! [exits]
Dr. Cox: You realize that even though he gets to leave, you have to stay?
Sunny: I didn't think that out.
Dr. Cox: No. You didn't.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] And who's to say this isn't what happens? Who can tell me that my fantasies won't come true, just this once?
Maintenance Worker: Good night.
J.D.: Good night.
Quote from Ted
Ted: So you're actually going to stop working around here?
J.D.: That's right, Ted.
Ted: So you're actually going to stop working around- [J.D. throws a fry at Ted] Thanks.
J.D.: No worries.
Quote from Jordan
Jordan: Ted, come here. I need to be horrible to someone. Well, that's weird, that you came.
Ted: Ah, you seem like you need it. I'm super-sensitive about my skin today. Focus on that.
Jordan: It looks really blotchy.
Ted: Yeah, and check this thing out.
Jordan: Did you pick that?
Ted: No, it did it by itself!
Jordan: I want to touch it, but I don't!
Quote from Turk
Turk & Elliot: [in unison] We're sorry.
J.D.: About what?
Turk: I blew my goodbye.
Elliot: The whole moving-in thing.
Turk: I did it too early, and now I can't hug-
Elliot: I totally blew it, because-
J.D.: Guys, can you not talk simultaneously?
Turk & Elliot: I can, but I'm not sure she can. That was awesome!
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] I understood their neediness, because I'm feeling it myself. And I know what's causing it. The future. I wanted to know what was next. Whether we would make it as a couple. Whether I would stay tight with my friend. Whether he'll even miss me when I'm gone.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Where's your mom?
Dan: They wheeled her out in her bed to get some kind of scan.
J.D.: I should probably go check on her. Before you go, I gotta ask, why aren't you gonna get that test?
Dan: I don't know. I still might, you know, in the next few years or days. But right now, if I found out that I was eventually going to die from something... Once you learn that information, you can't unlearn it. And this way, my future's still mine. It can be whatever I want it to be. Does that make sense?
J.D.: Yeah. Thanks.
Dan: You're welcome.