‘My Choosiest Choice of All’
Season 3, Episode 19 - Aired April 20, 2004
As Turk and Carla get closer to their wedding, they start acting like one of those couples who knows everything about relationships. After sleeping with Elliot just before Sean returned, J.D. jumps back into bed with Danni (Tara Reid). Meanwhile, the Janitor becomes a security guard at the hospital.
Quote from J.D.
Sean: Hey, J.D. Can I talk to you for a sec? Look, things have been a little weird between Elliot and I since I got back.
J.D.: [v.o.] Good.
Sean: J.D., listen. Did anything happen between you and Elliot while I was gone?
[fantasy: J.D. is wearing the Viking helmet and using a bullhorn again:]
J.D.: Sorry, everybody. False alarm.
[reality:]
Sean: Well?
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Here's your beer. Did you did you do that for me?
Jordan: I thought it'd be fun. See, now there are two blondes you can't have sex with!
Dr. Cox: I don't care. It is so naughty. [growls] Cheers.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] Even if it means sacrificing your own happiness.
Danni: Giddyup, Dr. Dorkian.
J.D.: [v.o.] When it comes down to it, you just have to be proud of the decision you make.