Kim Briggs Quotes Page 4 of 4
Quote from My Cuz
Kim: Whatever is making Sam cry, it's not about you. It's about him. Babies are sensitive to all kinds of things. Bright lights, temperature, new smells.
J.D.: The cologne I've been wearing to try and punish Elliot!
[later:]
J.D.: Yes! Thanks for the shower and the loaner clothes. Look at that face. It's like he got all of our best features.
Kim: No, he got your chin.
J.D.: Wow. I'm having a moment.
Quote from My Chief Concern
Kim: Hey J.D., since you're coming around my hospital a lot more often now, I was hoping maybe you could dress a little nicer. And maybe say "Smell you later" a little less often, or just stop completely.
J.D.: Are you sure? It's hilarious.
Kim: It's not. [horn honks]
J.D.: Hey, calm down, gramps!
Kim: Now you're screaming at my Chief of Medicine. Sorry, Dr. Mantoots. [J.D. chuckles] Don't laugh.
J.D.: His name is "Mantoots"?
Kim: Yes, I know, I know. Stop laughing.
Quote from My Hard Labor
Kim: Would you even be with me if I wasn't dropping this kid?
J.D.: I don't know how to answer that.
Kim: I think you just did. You know what? We're done.
J.D.: What- What are you talking about? We're having a baby!
Kim: Yeah, we are, but I deserve to be with somebody who doesn't need to cross his fingers and hope that he falls in love with me. Maybe, someday. Oh, it's over, J.D. [screams] Get in here with the epidural!
Quote from My Road to Nowhere
Kim: I should have told you earlier. I, just, I didn't wanna do that on the phone, and... You OK?
J.D.: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just kinda weird. There was this thing. That I never met. And now it's gone, I kinda miss it.
Kim: I know.
J.D.: And I was already kind of looking forward to doing all those parent things you hear about. You know, like, changing diapers, first steps, playing catch. Turk was even going to teach me how to throw like a guy, so...
Kim: Unless it was a girl, then you could just throw like yourself. Can I ask you something? Were we just staying together 'cause we were having a kid?
J.D.: No. No, come on. Come back from this in a couple of months and we're gonna pick right where we left off.
I mean, I guess it'll be a little more casual. We probably shouldn't talk, though, unless we're wearing full body condoms.
Kim: What if I wasn't coming back because they offered me a permanent position here?
J.D.: Did they?
Kim: Yeah.
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