Drew: Lucy, what do you want? If Cox sees me with you, he's gonna kill me.
Lucy: Please. I need your help. I was leading our group, and they weren't listening, and I felt it happening again. See, whenever I get into a position of power, something changes inside me.
Drew: Look, the key to leading the group is Trang. You gotta get in that little bastard's face, and you gotta let the crazy out. Do you want to see how I do it? You back the hell up right now or I will watch you die, and I will laugh! See? It's easy.

Lucy: [v.o.] You know, Cole, you could be a little more respectful of other people.
Cole: Fine. Maya, that is a lovely sweater. It really shows everybody what you're working with. There, Luce. You happy? [Drew hits Cole] Ow! What was that for?
Drew: I don't know. I assume you did something stupid. Did he?
Lucy: Yeah.
Drew: One more for luck.

Drew: Uh, listen, for reasons I don't understand. Probably related to childhood memories of my father dressed up like my mother, screaming, "Am I pretty? Am I pretty? Am I pretty?" You two are my closest relationships in this place. Congratulations. But I cannot handle being stuck in the middle of you guys. You have got to work it out.

Lucy: All right, I am so excited to see what we've all written about Ben. Pass 'em up. Really? Nothing? Ah. Thank you, Drew. This is a receipt for a pair of pants.
Drew: Yeah, well, I didn't want to leave you hanging, and I'm gonna need that back. I'm probably gonna return those pants. They were skinny jeans, and I couldn't pull 'em off. Literally took me like an hour to pull 'em off.

Lucy: Okay, now I know you're not excited about Ben, but would it change things at all if I told you that he had a time-share in Myrtle Beach?
Drew: Wow! So he got to spend two weeks a year, one of them off-peak, in South Carolina's third most popular vacation destination? Ho, ho! Game-changer.

Drew: I don't like this at all. I like things clean and simple. Everything I own is in that box.
Lucy: A hat, some ramen and a car battery? Don't you have personal things?
Drew: I've had that car battery a long time.

Drew: There's only one way to prove your innocence. It's a human lie detector test. I take your pulse and I ask you some basic questions.
Cole: You can't tell if I'm lying. I play online poker.
Drew: You ever kissed a dude?
Cole: No.
Drew: Lie.
Cole: It was a lacrosse initiation. I didn't even want to do it.
Drew: My god, your pulse is racing.