Drew Suffin Quotes Page 2 of 4
Quote from Our Histories
Cole: Gonna be nuts to butts up in that piece. Big ol' wrangle-dangle!
Drew: Yeah, you're making it sound horrible, but I'm still gonna go. I need to have some fun. I've spent the last three weekends finishing up community service.
[flashback: Drew is in a green dinosaur costume in front of a bunch of prison inmates:]
Drew: I'm sorry. I was under the impression you'd all be much younger.
[reality:]
Drew: Turns out dinosaur costumes are extremely flammable.
Quote from Our New Girl-Bro
Turk: If you were on a desert island, what three CDs would you bring?
Drew: Motorhead, Metallica, and the original cast recording of Wicked. I stage-managed the, uh, Midwestern leg of the '05 tour. And, yes, Kristin Chenoweth is a delight. [laughs] Why am I here again?
Quote from Our Couples
Lucy: Drew, why would you tell everyone about me and Cole?
Drew: There has never been anything in the entire world I care less about, except maybe this moment and American Idol. Cole told us.
Quote from Our True Lies
Lucy: Everyone in my entire family Is counting on me to become a doctor. And just in case I forget that fact, My mom calls me every eight minutes to check in.
Drew: I feel the pressure, too. Not so much from my parents Mostly because they think I'm dead. [inhales deeply] All right, movin' on. The nervous system. [chuckles]
Quote from Our True Lies
Drew: Okay, yes, I have a wife. Let's start there. It was a drunken mistake. I've been trying to get out of it ever since.
Denise: What else haven't you told me? I mean, do you have any kids? Have you robbed a bank? Were you in a cult?
Drew: [laughs] No, no, and I wouldn't call it a cult. It was more like a marketing opportunity that ended with us all living on a compound.
Quote from Our True Lies
Lucy: What the fraggle rock just happened? You guys didn't turn me in?
Cole: The truth is, I'm drowning here, too, and the only reason I'm surviving is because of you. I mean, this place is straight up Chuck Norris, tough as balls.
Maya: We're all having trouble.
Lucy: Even you, Drew?
Drew: Nah, but, uh, I've had, like, you deserve at least one, right? Just don't do it again.
Quote from Our Driving Issues
Denise: What's going on? You texted me that a patient's coding in here.
Dr. Cox: You texted me, "Come and show me your boobs"?
Drew: I may have switched those texts. Which does raise the question, why did you show up then, Dr.
Cox?
Quote from Our Thanks
Turk: Come on. He wasn't even serious about it. I bet he's already moved on.
Drew: Actually, he hasn't. He's still practicing.
[flashback to Lucy and Drew arriving at her dorm room to find Cole has cut open her horse plushes:]
Lucy: [gasps]
Cole: I can fix it.
[present:]
Drew: And the worst part is, I had to stay in that room for 17 horse funerals.
Quote from Our Histories
Drew: Ugh! You think licking will stop me? I've eaten out of dumpsters.
Quote from Our White Coats
Lucy: [v.o.] Even Drew's been acting like a gunner recently.
[flashback:]
Roger: Drew, can I borrow your histology notes?
Drew: Roger, no. Nothing personal. I just don't want to help you half-ass your way through med school and keep you from your true destiny, which is to become the second-best dentist at a run-down strip mall. You get it.
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