Quote from J.D. in My Two Dads
Dr. Kelso: [to the patient] Let's just worry about getting you better. OK, gorgeous? J.D.: [v.o.] I decided that Cox was wrong. There's room to play by the rules and care about the patients. Dr. Cox: [to Steadman] I want you to do a wallet biopsy on her, and if the insurance doesn't check out, I want her back to the nursing home before she so much as gums down a single fruit cup. J.D.: [v.o.] Unfortunately, that was the moment when I realized how Dr. Kelso truly saw these people. [fantasy: Dr. Kelso at a supermarket checkout with sick people in shopping carts queued up:] Dr. Kelso: Could I have a price check on a 74-year-old female with prerenal azotemia? Bag her. J.D.: [gets out a body bag, screams]