Dr. Cox: Well, honey, the reason we're late is you took forever to get ready. That's what happens when you're vain.
Jordan: Whatever, you say, Mr. Yesterday-l-Had-Chest-Hair-Today-Suddenly-l-Don't.
J.D.: [v.o.] Sometimes Elliot can't help herself.
Elliot: Dr. Cox, you're a waxer?
Dr. Cox: Hark! It is the high-pitched warble of the Nosey Nellie. Don't see many of those flitting about the halls anymore. Because, well, quite frankly when one does, one shoots to kill.