J.D.: [v.o.] Doctor Townshend is like the anti-Kelso. The nurses love him.
Dr. Townshend: Patty, that color is great on you.
J.D.: [v.o.] The attendings love him.
Dr. Townshend: Hey, how's the best doctor here?
Dr. Cox: You tell me, hotshot.
J.D.: [v.o.] Everyone loves him.
[Dr. Townshend joins Ted and his band singing]
J.D.: [v.o.] Everyone.
Janitor: Thank you for being you.
J.D.: [v.o.] And the weirdest thing of all is he and Kelso are best friends.