Turk: Oh, Cole, you don't want to be a surgeon.
Dr. Cox: Now just a second there, Gandhi. You've been looking for a protégé, and the good lord answered your prayers.
Cole: Oh, Dr. T., I would kill to be your protégé!
Turk: You don't want to be a surgeon, Cole. Okay? It's boring and it sucks. It's the complete opposite of a waterslide!
Dr. Cox: Dr. Turk is right. You'd you'd hate it. All the blood and guts. It's like an amazing horror movie.
Cole: I love horror movies!
Dr. Cox: Well, sure, but you'd have to wear a mask like a ninja, and who wants to do that?
Cole: Last Halloween I was a slutty ninja. Oh, this is gonna be awesome! I'm more sure about wanting to be a surgeon than I've ever been about anything ever. Okay. I gotta go update my Facebook status. But then I'm gonna come back, and I'm gonna start shadowing you, and I'm never gonna leave your side.