Dr. Kelso: Thanks again, Turkleton, for giving me the lift. Hitching rides with students was not working out. The constant stops at keg parties and strip clubs, they just weren't into it. But hey, nobody hustles Bob Kelso out of the champagne room. That is my house.
Turk: If I even step into the parking lot of a strip club, Carla, she can pick up the scent of glitter and vanilla body wash like nobody's business. I'm telling you, it's like she's a stripper bloodhound.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, well, I gotta get home early anyway. I wanna read the internet before they take it down.
Turk: I'm not exactly sure that's how that works, sir.