Turk: Uh, Russel? Why are you putting my name in the assist column?
Russell Vaughn: Yes, I picked you to help me with Irene's surgery. You know, I thought it'd be a real nice feather in your cap. Way to go, man.
Turk: Oh, "Way to go"?! Russell, listen. I don't need any more feathers in my cap, okay? I've got a peacock back here. Major plumage.
Russell Vaughn: I have so much that I could teach you. I mean, if you just open up your eyes and and let me in, Turk. Let me in.
Turk: I'm about to punch you in your mouth.
Russell Vaughn: Fine. But be fair-warned. I trained with the Mossad, okay? I could kill you with a button off your jacket.
Turk: Really? Well, I train with Lamarcus down at the gym, and he was an NFL linebacker until he came out the closet!