Quote from Denise in Our True Lies
Denise: Hey, before you go study, I need your help. I have a patient who had to pee on a ski lift, so she pulled her pants down and her butt froze to the seat, and when she got off, she lost most of the skin on her ass. Drew: What's the question? Denise: Can I laugh at that? Drew: That depends. Is she within earshot? Denise: No. Drew: Well, it's funny. [laughs] No butt skin. Denise: I lied. She's right behind you. Drew: What? Ouch.