J.D.: I'm so glad you chose me to confide in, Perry. Denise caught me up to speed. By the by, I've got some lady problems, too.
Dr. Cox: You do realize that by saying something like that to me, you're just continuing the never-ending cycle of abuse?
J.D.: I don't do it on purpose.
J.D.: [v.o.] I do. I love the attention.