J.D.: All the baby books say we'll be back to our normal sex life In about six weeks.
Turk: J.D., those baby books are filled with lies. You don't know. It's crazy. You're gonna be changing diapers covered in spit-up, alright? You're not gonna have sex for a long, long, long, long time.
J.D.: No "Hide the Penny"?
Turk: No.
J.D.: "No Me Girl, You Boy"?
Turk: No.
J.D.: No "Dirty Zulu Warrior"?
Turk: No, and that one's racist.
J.D.: Well, I'm--I'm sure there'll still be cuddling, right? Turk, I'm a man. I have needs. Please say there'll be cuddling.
Turk: She'll have the baby to cuddle with.
J.D.: That little bastard.