Elliot: So yes, J.D. And I are not having sex right now, but it's fine. I put it right into my schedule for after the baby's born.
Denise: What is that, a sex trapper keeper?
Elliot: Oh, I wish. It's my post-pregnancy action plan. See? By week three, I'll have lost all the baby weight. Weeks four and five, I'll be deep into my postpartum depression, where I'll spend most of my time crying and then regaining the baby weight. And then something will snap me out of it. Probably a sunrise or a hilarious e-card.
And then by week six, we are back to nasty town.
Denise: Let's walk in silence, maybe.