Lucy: Why are you such an ass? You think it's so cool just to brag to everybody about how you slept with me? Do you know how embarrassing that is?
Cole: You know what's embarrassing? That you're ashamed to be with me.
Lucy: Maybe I am. Cole, you call my butt nicknames in public.
Cole: What are you talking about?
Lucy: "Boomtown," "Lenny" and "the fart zone"?
Lucy: Plus, you abbreviate everything. News flash: PB&J is already abbreviated. You don't need to call it "peebers and jazz."
Cole: Oh, like you're so great? Okay, you're wishy-washy, you're obsessed with horses, and there's that weird role-play where you make me pretend I'm black.
Lucy: Is this coming from Cole or DeShawn?