J.D.: So who gave Dr. Dorian a negative review? Many of you had motives. Mary, there was the unfortunate incident where I called you "Mark" for the first part of the quarter. But now I'm a major supporter of your softball team, so we worked that out. Jeremy, of course I suspected you. You take a little too long to laugh at my jokes. But I forgot to account for your interpreter. I apologize for not giving you a proper hearing. [Jeremy smiles] Thank you, Jeremy. Dr. Turk and I are going to keep you in here all day until whomever gave me the negative review steps forward. Who amongst you has the courage to step forward and say, "Hey, I am the coward!"
Dr. Cox: Dear Lord, Newbie. It was me.
J.D.: Perry? [balloons release]