Lucy: Dr. D., I can't believe you're leaving us. You were, like, the best teach ever.
J.D.: Oh, Lucy. But you'll always carry a piece of me with you. I'll be here and I'll be here.
Lucy: My stomach?
J.D.: Well, I would have touched your heart, but I did that to another female student, and it resulted in me having to watch a 4-hour video called "Boundaries".
Lucy: So teacher evaluations are due, and I am going to use gold stars and pony stickers for yours.
J.D.: Lucy, that's sweet, but I don't care about those silly evaluations.
J.D.: [v.o.] Yes! Lucy's in the bag.