Ted: Uh, did you hear that I was quitting?
Dr. Cox: I did, Ted. I just haven't really figured out how to pretend I care yet.
Ted: Understandable.
Dr. Kelso: Theodore, I always assumed that someday we'd just find you dead in your office.
Ted: Yeah, that was the dream. But the Gooch and I are gonna take some time off and tour the country.
Stephanie: We've written a song for every state.
Dr. Cox: I'm sure I'll hear all of them when I die and go to hell. [elevator halts] Damn elevator.
[Ted and Stephanie sing their song for Alabama, then Arkansas]
Dr. Cox: I'm out.
[Dr. Cox climbs through the hatch in the top of the elevator]