J.D.: [v.o.] This weekend was gonna be amazing. I was spending it with the love of my life.
Turk: Elliot gone?
J.D.: Gone. Carla?
Turk: Long gone and took the kids.
J.D.: Nice! Bro-a-palooza has officially begun.
Turk: We're not calling it bro-a-palooza.
J.D.: Why not? I already made t-shirts.
Turk: That's awesome. Where's mine?
J.D.: This is yours.