Turk: All right, team. This should be fairly straightforward. Scalpel.
J.D.: Drew's rubbing this t-shirt thing in my face.
Turk: J.D., what the hell? I'm in surgery.
J.D.: It's not even the right color for him. He's clearly an autumn.
Turk: You've lost it.
Patient: Dr. Turk is right.
Turk: You should be asleep. She should be asleep!
Dr. Bradley: That's my fault, sir. If anyone gets sued for this, it's gonna be me.