Turk: Hey, wow. That's some crazy ink you got there.
J.D.: What the hell is that thing, anyway?
Drew: I don't know. I woke up after a 3-day bender driving a forklift and sporting this.
J.D.: "My name's Drew. I'm so cool 'cause I've been in prison and I got a tattoo."
[fantasy: A man with a face like Drew's tattoo appears before J.D.]
Man: Mock him, and I'll eat your soul!
[reality:]
Turk: Tattoo spooked you a little, huh?
J.D.: His breath was so cold. So cold.