Denise: I'm not looking for a relationship. I like to be an island, okay? People can visit the island, but no one gets to stay. Safer that way.
J.D.: Do you realize how empty that sounds? What kind of life is that?
Turk: You know, I'd watch a show about Fonzie and a gremlin, too.
J.D.: Fonzie couldn't take care of a gremlin. He's too busy being cool.