Turk: Dude, again?
J.D.: Finally. Where have you been? I came as soon as I heard.
Turk: I thought you said there were bees. Where are the bees?
J.D.: They're quiet now, but I think they're plotting something big.
Captain Duncook: Let's get him out of there.
Lt. Underhill: Hell, yeah. Give me a chance to use old Megan Fox.
Captain Duncook: That's just a tranq gun. It's an elephant dose. But don't worry, we cut it with some diet soda.
Turk: Can't we just shake the tree again?
Captain Duncook: Go shake. Come on, little white baby. Jump into my arms. You all right?
J.D.: It's like being held by a big piece of caramel.