J.D.: Dr. Kelso, what are you doing here?
Dr. Kelso: I'm teaching a couple of classes.
Turk: J.D.'s gonna teach here, too.
J.D.: [chuckles] Oh, Turk, sometimes I'll teach them. Sometimes they'll teach me, but we're always going to inspire each other.
Dr. Kelso: You're still such an odd little fruit. Is that woman's jacket?
J.D.: No, it's a man's small.
Turk: Yes, it's actually the jacket from Dangerous Minds.
J.D.: He doesn't need to know that.