J.D.: Dr. Cox, I want something from you.
Dr. Cox: I know you do, Newbie, and I have been searching through this wonderful book that you gave me, trying to find the exact right speech to share with you, but alas, there's nothing in here on "Barking Up The Wrong Tree," or even a "Turn Back Now Because This Doesn't End Well For You" section, so I'm gonna have to go ahead and wing it. Let's see what happens. Newbie, I know that you want this to be a very special day for the both of us. I get that, I truly do. You want feelings to be shared. You want hugs to flow. But that is not now, nor has it ever been who I am, and you know that. So I'm real sorry there, Newbie, but this is not a special day for me, it's just a day.
J.D.: If you put that down in the book later, give it five.
Dr. Cox: Fair enough.