Dr. Kelso: Well, I'm afraid all I can offer you is a handshake.
J.D.: I'll take it, sir.
Dr. Kelso: Have a great life, Dorian.
J.D.: Thank you.
Dr. Kelso: Get as much tail as you can.
J.D.: I always do, sir.
Elliot: Already threw him morning sex today.
Dr. Kelso: Atta girl!