Elliot: The park was such a blast. But I had no idea he was so scared of puppies.
Kim: Oh, he usually loves them.
Elliot: Oh, I wasn't talking about Sam.
J.D.: That was not a puppy. It was a full-grown dachshund. And it came at me like a rabid missile.
Kim: I heard when you're being attacked by a tiny gay dog, you're supposed to pull its sweater over its head and hockey fight it.