Kim: Whatever is making Sam cry, it's not about you. It's about him. Babies are sensitive to all kinds of things. Bright lights, temperature, new smells.
J.D.: The cologne I've been wearing to try and punish Elliot!
[later:]
J.D.: Yes! Thanks for the shower and the loaner clothes. Look at that face. It's like he got all of our best features.
Kim: No, he got your chin.
J.D.: Wow. I'm having a moment.