J.D.: [v.o.] After a weekend with Sam, it's always sad driving him the 37 minutes back to Kim's house. Still, there was one positive. Elliot's a bit territorial. So if I got any physical contact from Kim.
Kim: Oh, your collar is messed up.
J.D.: [v.o.] On the way home, Elliot made me pull over for car sex. I know I shouldn't exploit her insecurities. But car sex really appeals to my exhibitionist side.
Elliot: Here we are. That bitch better watch her hands. Hi, Kim.
Kim: J.D., you have fuzz in your hair.
J.D.: [v.o.] I know. I put it there.