Dr. Cox: So, you are the best he could muster up?
Todd: Oh, no, I'm not the only one. We all want Turk.
[montage of various surgeons and nurses]
Dr. Cox: You want him to be the Chief of Surgery?
Janitor: That depends. Does he get a special chief hat, like a police chief?
Dr. Cox: No.
Janitor: Okay. If you give him the job, and I make him a hat, will you force him to wear it? I was thinking like an old-time scuba diver helmet. "Hello. You need a new colon."
Dr. Cox: No.
Janitor: Is that a maybe?