Janitor: I just wanna say something before we kiss, okay? And thanks for coming, even though I didn't want you here. I know that I'm weird. But, you know, you'd be weird too if your mother aged backwards like mine did. So the thing is that I always kind of figured that I would end up alone. And then you came along. And you don't just accept my quirks and my crazy stories and my lies about my mom, you actually appreciate me for them. And I don't think I'll ever stop appreciating you for that. But I know that I'll never stop loving you for it.
Lady: I love you too.
J.D.: [v.o.] And right then, we all realized the value of the romantic gesture. From one person who loves someone to another.