Janitor: Ted, you had one job. Keep the people I invited from actually coming to the weeding. Did you tell them about the octopi that drag them into trees and suck their faces off? [popping sound]
Ted: I did, but they didn't believe me!
Janitor: What? Okay, this isn't a problem. Did you remember to pack the giant octopus suit I made for you?
Ted: Crap!
Janitor: Teddy! You're killing me!