Quote from Elliot in My Full Moon
Elliot: Gotta tell you what else I don't like about being a doctor. The patients. Sometimes they're great. But sometimes, like you said, they just lie through their teeth. [meanwhile:] Howie: I need you to guzzle this Mucomyst to counteract the effects of the acetaminophen overdose. Mr. Swick: It wasn't acetaminophen. There was a guy in here before pretending to be you, so I lied to him to throw him off the trail. Howie: Dude, you're killing me!