Jordan: What's the real reason?
Dr. Cox: I don't know. Lately, I've been feeling warm and fuzzy about the kids, a little less nauseous about you, and then I found this thing stuck to an old piece of gum in the medicine cabinet. I put it on a couple of months ago and I haven't taken it off since.
Jordan: Perry, we're not married. We're two independent people who enjoy each other's company and are perfectly happy. We're the opposite of married. I don't want you to wear it anymore.
Dr. Cox: Fine. Fine, what do you say I melt it down into a bullet and shoot myself with it?
Jordan: Thank you.