Quote from J.D. in My Nah Nah Nah
Turk: How cool would it be to be on SportsCenter? [fantasy:] Josh Elliott: Welcome to SportsCenter. America has voted. The results are in. And the worse athlete in the world It's this guy right here. J.D.: I like wearing a helmet 'cause I can do this. And it only hurts a little bit. Hannah Storm: Congratulations, John Dorian. You are a giant nerd. [reality:] J.D.: So cool.