Elliot: [on the phone] I don't know. Just hearing about how much that old patient missed her husband made me think of you. Aw. And a deep, wet tongue kiss right back at you. [makes kissing sound; hangs up]
Ted: Is that J.D.?
Elliot: No, it's my Dad. [Ted looks alarmed] Of course it was J.D.
Ted: Oh, that's good.